Smeared Libertarianism = Republican - Jesus - democracy spreading war + pot + hot sexy gun-toting naked chicks + gay activist judges.
Libertarians are conservatives, but without the religiosity. Some say they are liberal Republicans, like Ron Paul and John Stossel. They take the economic freedoms that the Republicans advocate and the personal freedoms that the Democrats advocate and create one party that is not contradictory like the others, in that they always advocate smaller government.
1)Be a male,straight,caucasian,preferably US and high income(much better if the money were "gained" by family privilege or inheritance) citizen.
2)Worship Milton Friedman as your God and Ayn Rand as your Godness
3)2 of 3 non science-fiction/fantasy book that you have ever read in your life are Ayn Rand's book and the other is a course of very basilar economy
4)Believe that a society dominated by a unchecked metaphysical market where everyone ultimate goal at life is to make more money than everyone else (no matter how) is the best socio-economic-philosophic system and the maximum peak of human civilization ever
5)Think that poor are poor because toooo lazy,that the 1% people who share the 35% of total wealth desperately need a tax cut and Bill Gates is a much better person than most of the world population
6)Concept like "externalization","monopoly","imperfect/asymetral information","market failure","Bargaining power","exploitation" must be aliene to you (or fucking liberal commie myth!!)
7)Convince yourself that the dogmatic "Tax is a theft" "governments always do wrong" "markets always do the best" slogan are self-evident because....yeah are self-evident! No matter if History is against you
8)Vote Republican even if in your opinion they are just anti-drugs,pro-war,anti-abortion,anti-science,anti-gay,bible-humper nuts.They will give you a tax cut after all.
9)Want to privatize school,privatize the road,privatize the police,privatize the park, maybe even privatize the water,privatize the air........yeah great IDEA...privatize the air! After all if everyone must pay for the air their breath everyone will work harder and the GDP(that is the only indicator of human development and happyness in libertariantopia) will increase!!
10)Most Important! When the "fiscal conservative" and the neoliberalism policy fail always blame the filthy socialism and state intervation!! the market CAN'T FAIl...it CAN'T fail...because....milton friedman says that!
Ye Olde Chronicles of ye Epic Anti-Idiotarian WarsEdit
"The Libertarians' Struggle Against Everyone Else came to a head just before the Iraq War. To defeat the enemies of libertarianism (i.e. all non-libertarians), the webmaster — what is his name again? — of the Little Green Footballs warblog invented a powerful bloviatory weapon, the Anti-Idiotarian Missile. The libertarian software pundit Eric S. Raymond bought truckloads of these weapons, and in no time the macho-smacho Republicans and the namby-pamby librulz alike were being bombarded with "idiotarian" epithets from all fronts.
The weapons inflicted little damage on the Republicans however, because a design glitch caused them not to hit war supporters (and because, well, Republicans are macho).
The libertarians' atheist and almost terrorist attacks on God-loving Republicans would ordinarily have condemned them to a lifetime of imprisonment in Gitmo. However, the all-merciful God spared them from this punishment, on account of their support for the second amendment."